Disturbing IRC conversations somehow vaguely relating to Tetris...
< hektor_> opposite sex? elaborate please < hektor_> you mean like when the I's are blue? < Rosti_LFC> hmm < Rosti_LFC> Comparing SRS with women... < muf> i wouldn't want sex with SRS < muf> i'd turn gay and go ARS-on-ARS < Rosti_LFC> oh god >.< < Rosti_LFC> that was bad pun < Rosti_LFC> SRSly <hektor_> ughh <hektor_> my skull <hektor_> REGRET!! < edo_> the best time to use the S and Z moves are when you feel an L or J coming < edo_> and the best time to use the O move is when you feel an I coming, and you need to get it to the right <@muf> okay, bad visuals there < edo_> ? <@muf> "if you feel an L or J coming" <@muf> i can picture you on the toilet, going "oh dear i feel an L coming.. uuurnnggghhh" < edo_> muf, you worry me sometimes... <@muf> lol <@muf> actually, it's kind of fitting <@muf> i usually play tetris DS when i've got a big delivery < edo_> muf, seriously < edo_> you worry me <@muf> um edo <@muf> if anyone should be worried: <@muf> <edo> it's haerd tpw play tetirs and whathc a girl mssaturbate at the same teim < edo_> hahaha < Lardarse> what??? < edo_> that's when I was playing blocktrix with muf and rosti, and a few others, and I was a bit less than sober... <@muf> a few too many g&ts and vodkas < edo_> for some reason, I was in the mood for watching porn at the same time < Lardarse> ok < Lardarse> now i'm not so worried < Lardarse> for a moment, i thought that the girl was actually in the same room as you... <@muf> that would be hot <@muf> playing tetris with a girl in the room who's warming up for you :D < Lardarse> depends if she's warming up wit an I or not... <@muf> not much unlike playing quake with a girl under the table giving head < Lardarse> hhaah < Lardarse> one day, i need to try that < lee_n> jagorochi: when was the last time you greased your stick? :) < ed1> I'm actually quite "big", just not very tall < muf> you should practice death too, lard < pineapple> f that < muf> it's much more fun than master < muf> and the games are much shorter (as long as you're not skilled enough to reach high levels) < pineapple> half the time, i don't even each 60... < muf> maybe i'm just masochistic when it comes to tetris or something < muf> but i love grinding my death skill < pineapple> you just like grinding... and i don't mean tetris <@colour_thief> DeHackEd: you up for a session today? < DeHackEd> I'm ALWAYS up for a session... <@colour_thief> well, whenever you like you can come on over < mushroom> thus begins a bad porno < Amnesia> Because one day you will see on the TV : < Amnesia> "a young man of 24 years old suicide himself after eating his joystick and jump to the window.." < kotetsu21> HOLY SHIT < kotetsu21> THERE'S A HUGE FUCKING ROACH ON THE FLOOR < kotetsu21> WHAT THE FUCK < kotetsu21> GOOOOOOO Stomp attack, OHKO, kotetsu wins again < caffeine1> yo guys < caffeine1> im gay < caffeine1> okay friends are here < caffeine1> going -!- caffeine1 has quit [Quit] -!- MobileDe2 has joined #arika < muf> video = AVISource("amnesias_shitty_playing.avi") < MobileDe2> that is a GREAT line to see when I join IRC <@colour_thief> the first rule of tetris club is... <@colour_thief> yes you all have testicles, but nobody wants to see them < Monte_> digital is asian < Monte_> just remember that < Monte_> asians evolved fast fingers due to lack of penis size < Monte_> it's evolution, holmes < timc``> muf < timc``> i hope your facebook status lists you as in a relationship with Ti < muf> haha < muf> it's more like a BDSM affair < muf> "where are you going with that thing?!" -"promotional exam, honey" < mushroom> "oh yes, oh yes, demote me..." < mushroom> "I've been a bad, bad player" <@space_monkey> ohh my god <@space_monkey> i had a sexual relation with my arcade lever <@space_monkey> this is too good < cdsboy> but your totally gonna tell me right Meroigo? < Meroigo> cdsboy:if you send me a picture of your penis < cdsboy> deal < cdsboy> email? < caffeine> who need friends when... oh shit almost beat my high score < amnesiao> but I still want to have sex with caffeine < muf> yeah, i've used you < DeHackEd> I know what you mean and won't take it strangely. < muf> man, amnesia plays slow < muf> is he playing with joystick or something? < Edo_> yeah, I'm pretty sure amnesia uses a joystick < Edo_> if you can even call it that < Edo_> I hear it's actually made out of a piece of cardboard and some dried peas <@colour_thief> just take it like a man for now, you'll be better for it < muf> lol * muf bends over < muf> give it to me, ct <@colour_thief> dude, turn your autoaccept on :P < muf> i think my client is like "wtf, it's 0 bytes" <@colour_thief> i'm sensitive about my size ok :( < timc> muf is just constantly masturbating < timc> one hand on his joystick < timc> the other hand on his joystick < Kitaru1> he's playing Doubles? < Kitaru> S1 in TAP... < Kitaru> that's like 1 dan blackbelt, right? :) < muf> fifth dan Ti, qualified third dan < muf> actually, the whole dan thing is pretty fitting with qualification exams < Kitaru> yeah < muf> when i used to do judo as a kid, i'd get promotional exams < lee_n> did the walls shake and turn to gold? < DeHackEd> tgm1 was biology-ish < DeHackEd> section 0-99 is blood cells, for example < DeHackEd> 200-299 are neurons < Tada> are those... sperm in 100-199? <@colour_thief> yes, mihara's < caffeine> 15-20 seconds is how i like it. super fast and brutally masochistic <@colour_thief> i'm sending a blurry video of my dongle to TWF * colour_thief uses NEDI to upscale a youtube video to 1080p * Meroigo uses NEDI to upscale Ghett0's ding-a-ling to 1080p (a while later) < Meroigo> i was insanely funny and no-one laughed. <@colour_thief> no Meroigo we're concerned at your love for small boys < Meroigo> colour_thief: Love and sexually attracted to are two different things!!!!!!!!!!!!! < muf> this is like inverse drunk alertness syndrome < muf> when i'm drunk i get reminded of important things < muf> and when i'm sober i forget them again < muf> :/ <gs68> If there's one person in this world who is stupier than me, it's her. <Zircean> see normally i would agree with you <Zircean> but when you misspell "stupider" it doesn't help your case < Meroigo> OK i'll just go to the bathroom, think about young muf while jerking off, then go sleep! :> good night <Digital__> ok meroigo, I'll let you have one internet hug <Digital__> as a friend! * Meroigo hugs Digital__. * Meroigo holds on tightly. * Meroigo won't let go. <Meroigo> Digital__... I love you.. ;O <Digital__> oh crap <Digital__> ....you can let go now * Meroigo won't. * Meroigo tries to kiss Digital__ * Digital__ slips out before that happens <Digital__> whoops too bad <Digital__> you misdropped that kiss * Meroigo press F11 and tries again. * Digital__ presses escape <@colour_thief> zircean, hard 20G need a touch of crazy <@colour_thief> like a ukelele solo or something <Zircean> oh no here we go * muf facepalm * Zircean mufpalm * muf muffdive <Vincent_Laurent> come on..Nobody else except jago and c_t will blow me on TAP and TGM.. <caffeine1> oh come now. surely someone here will blow vincent? <KevinDDR> someone backed into my dad's car so you don't have to ride in it to the con <KevinDDR> instead <KevinDDR> you get to ride in a rental prius! <Zircean> EXCELLENT !! but... let's drive better next time <KevinDDR> so i sent a message to my girlfriend something like "hey babe. wish you were here for the final day of hell I MEAN SAKURACON" <KevinDDR> and she replied back <KevinDDR> "i wish your name was my homework." <KevinDDR> and i was like <KevinDDR> "why" <KevinDDR> and she said <KevinDDR> "because then you'd be hard and i'd be doing you on my desk" <Vin_s> I will take kevin with my stick <muf> hmm, at least now the discussion is no longer irrelevant <muf> but it's still not interesting <Zircean> make it interesting then muf <muf> BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK. <@colour_thief> MOOSE COCKS <muf> presto <Kitakyushu> poop is poop <Kitakyushu> and you should eat it because I said so <muf> mmh poop <muf> WAIT. <DeHackEd> there's HTTP errors going fairly high up in the 400 range. they're just uncommon <muf> well yeah, i mean known ones <DeHackEd> damn, it only goes up to 417 <DeHackEd> I was hoping it'd go to 420 <muf> the only widely known ones are 200, 301, 302, 401, 403, 404, 500 <muf> 200 OK, 301 moved temporarily, 302 moved permanently, 401 authentication required, 403 access denied, 404 not found, 500 server error <DeHackEd> 503 temp unavail <muf> and i happen to know 411 length required. but that's only cause i gave HTTPanties to my ex-gf for her birthday <DeHackEd> ... I'm not sure how to respond to that <@colour_thief> let me introduce you to notepad <@colour_thief> it's like IRC but single player * muf gives Meroigo a passionate kiss. <Meroigo> muf shows his real side when he's drunk. <Bowser> no, muf shows his drunk side when he's drunk <Vovad> they were so close to reaching my ballin machine <Vovad> instead <Vovad> we get a tetris <Vovad> with fancy acquatic backgrounds <Vovad> thats what i want <Vovad> FISH <tadaru> muf is more aspie than me <muf> tada don't fucking call me an ass pie <tadaru> then learn sarcasm <Meroigo> lol <Meroigo> muf sarcasm'd you sarcasm <Meroigo> he's one level above you <muf> yeah <muf> this is sarcasm for pros <TWF> YOU SHOWED US... THE ULTIMATE STACK... THANK YOU VERY MUCH... I CAN'T STOP CRYING BUCKETS OF TEARS! BOOHOOBOOHOO <TWF> that is what I say <TWF> every time I watch a KAN video <Zircean> i have kan's perfect MM-roll performance saved on my computer as "kan-god.mp4" <Zircean> sums it up quite nicely <kan> omg <TWF> OMG <Zircean> speaking of which! <TWF> IT'S KAN <muf> int pi = 3; <tadaru> NOOOOOOOOOOOO <TWF> noooooo muf <Zircean> NOOOOOOOOO <tadaru> agh my eyes <muf> well there is this girl that's addicted to neave tetris. i might be able to get her hooked on sexmaster <muf> i might be on to something, once i get her to want a stick <Kitaru> no <Kitaru> yeah to long <Kitaru> although oops <Kitaru> eh w/e <Zircean> kitaru make sense <Kitaru> no <Kitaru> I refuse <Zircean> Donkey Kong: The Grand Master <Billmaan> if he hits level 22 with over a million points, it triggers the M-roll and he has to play with invisible barrels.
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